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While walking in an average hallway at school today, I locked eyes with this pretty girl walking towards me...So I naturally whipped out my phone to check my imaginary text message. When will girls realize this gesture is code for "Hey, whats up? You're hot"?

It's so weird that everytime I see a wall with a sign that says "Wet Paint" I just have to...piss on it

Famous People (with lyrics)

Don't You Hate It When...

I Need A Chorus (with lyrics)

"Fuck"

Fuck A's and B's get her double D's,
Fuck standing get on those knees,
Fuck restaurants take her to a Cici's,
Fuck "holy shits" make her say "Jesus fecies"